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A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"
apple tablet by islate man January 21, 2010
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026