apocalypse pussy

The one female who survive a zombie apocalypse or some other disaster, and hang around with about 25 men whilst trying to decide which one to fuck.

"Hey, Shane. Who's got dibs on that apocalypse pussy tonight?"

apocalypse pussy by BronxFather September 23, 2013

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Apocalypse Pussy

Pussy so good it causes a person to make choices that can be life ending at worst and tragic at best in order to maintain access to said pussy. See Tahna's Pussy

Tahna has an apocalypse pussy the way every one of her exes has gone off the deep end when she left.

Apocalypse Pussy by Glorified Enigma June 22, 2022

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Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.

Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.

Pussy Apocalypse by Big ass tities October 30, 2011

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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