Aphorismus

Toddler german learners who shat in the first sentence of their essay and beg their teachers to consider that a pigeon has shat on it not them but their teacher already knows that the whole essay is nothing but a shit.
Synonym : awkward exam shit writers.

Oh man!
I have an aphorismus in my class.

Aphorismus by Souroush December 12, 2019

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Aphorism

proverbs, sayings we use every day. IE: You are what you eat.

That phrase is an aphorism.

Aphorism by Jessica (Ja-ka/Ayame) September 4, 2006

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Aphorismus • All aphorisms are true • Aphorism • AphorismForest

All aphorisms are true

You see...

Hym "I made up this bullshit aphorism for faggy little YouTube channel and I'm HOPING people will accept that as truth and love in delusion for the rest of their lives while I fill up my pockets with unearned money... Because all aphorisms are true! DERRRRRRRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRRR! *deep inhale* DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

All aphorisms are true by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

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AphorismForest

A man with a far higher level of intelligence than most. Great to have a chat with!

You've got to love chatting with AphorismForest eh.

AphorismForest by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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