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Ape Drape 

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.
Ape Drape by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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Ape Drape 

"it's short in front and long in back!" ~Vandals
Ape Drape by m0sher September 26, 2003

Ape drape 

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.
You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.
Ape drape by Jinx_Defusing November 7, 2021
a mullet hair style. see also: camaro cut, 10-90, and hockey hair.
Look at the redneck with the apedrape driving that nova.
Apedrape by Anonymous March 9, 2003
Man with massive shlong.
See also : Big Dick McGee
Apedrape by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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