Ape dick
Ape dick by Crack and meth January 11, 2019
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Ape-dick
(adj./n.) Any idea, object, or occurrence that, when exposed or subjected to a normal human-being (or air), can only be perceived as utterly repugnant, stupid, or insignificant
"Battlefield Earth" and "Dragon Wars: D-War" have earned their places in the pantheon of humungous ape-dick wastes of time.
Ape-dick by Brandolfday December 15, 2009
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Apedick
A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
Apedick by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable