Apedick 

A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.

"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."

Apedick by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017

Ape-dick 

(adj./n.) Any idea, object, or occurrence that, when exposed or subjected to a normal human-being (or air), can only be perceived as utterly repugnant, stupid, or insignificant

"Battlefield Earth" and "Dragon Wars: D-War" have earned their places in the pantheon of humungous ape-dick wastes of time.

Ape-dick by Brandolfday December 15, 2009

Ape dick 

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode

When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick

Ape dick by Crack and meth January 11, 2019