Ape Donkey Share definition Flag A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog. Question: "What do you make of that guy?" Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!" Ape Donkey by Tebsin September 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Ape Donkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch