Aobe 

"AMERICANS OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING"
A group of Americans that do nothing but live their lives being offended by everything.

He is such an Aobe. There isn't a single thing that doesn't offend him.

Aobe by Dragonfly_Fox September 24, 2016

aoberness 

When someone is incredibly drunk and tries to type soberness

I'm hammered but I need to muster my aoberness to drive.

aoberness by Thedeadpianoman July 28, 2023