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A person who puts on buckled shiny shoes with ribbons on, leather trousers and a silk shirt. He also gels his hair making sure he gets each lock. Then goes into town and dancesthe night away with some girls, gaining extra confidence by each drink. Chews a lot of gum also.
"Get another drinnnkk" "cant say much aboout your bird vint arggghh dont hurt me pleeeease"(burst into tears) "alreeet stevo what time you get in last night?"
Antill by Steeeevo April 6, 2003
Words you can keep

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

artillery only 

Some guy made a video and now his fans strive for maximizing soft attack at the cost of organization and the person's IQ.
James: hay, hows it going?
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.
artillery only by someaccount August 23, 2018

antilabeltarian 

Someone who doesn't label themselves, especially in relation to political party, philosophy or religion, but could apply to other arenas where someone shuns a particular label. Of course the irony of being an antilabeltarian is that yet another label has been adopted.

Alternate Spelling: anti-labeltarian
-Are you a republican or a democrat?
-I'm an antilabeltarian.
antilabeltarian by captainquirk October 14, 2011

antislaom 

The opposite of slaom. When people go against the slaom (universal goodness).
I'm feeling an antislaom vibe here.
antislaom by TheSlaom February 25, 2020
The opposite of a miracle; something extremely improbable and entirely unwanted.
Cynthia was using two types of birth control and got pregnant. It's an anticle!
anticle by theabysssucksyouin August 7, 2012

Artillery 

Very big guns that shoot very big exploding bullets at very unfortunate targets. Similar to canons but better.
Charlie ambushed us in a rice patty, so we called in artillery until the sky rained fried rice.
Artillery by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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