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A person who puts on buckled shiny shoes with ribbons on, leather trousers and a silk shirt. He also gels his hair making sure he gets each lock. Then goes into town and dancesthe night away with some girls, gaining extra confidence by each drink. Chews a lot of gum also.
"Get another drinnnkk" "cant say much aboout your bird vint arggghh dont hurt me pleeeease"(burst into tears) "alreeet stevo what time you get in last night?"
Antill by Steeeevo April 6, 2003
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stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

artillery only 

Some guy made a video and now his fans strive for maximizing soft attack at the cost of organization and the person's IQ.
James: hay, hows it going?
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.
artillery only by someaccount August 23, 2018

antilabeltarian 

Someone who doesn't label themselves, especially in relation to political party, philosophy or religion, but could apply to other arenas where someone shuns a particular label. Of course the irony of being an antilabeltarian is that yet another label has been adopted.

Alternate Spelling: anti-labeltarian
-Are you a republican or a democrat?
-I'm an antilabeltarian.
antilabeltarian by captainquirk October 14, 2011

antislaom 

The opposite of slaom. When people go against the slaom (universal goodness).
I'm feeling an antislaom vibe here.
antislaom by TheSlaom February 25, 2020
The opposite of a miracle; something extremely improbable and entirely unwanted.
Cynthia was using two types of birth control and got pregnant. It's an anticle!
anticle by theabysssucksyouin August 7, 2012

Artillery 

Very big guns that shoot very big exploding bullets at very unfortunate targets. Similar to canons but better.
Charlie ambushed us in a rice patty, so we called in artillery until the sky rained fried rice.
Artillery by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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