It’s like celibacy in an extreme level. Also it’s like an anti vaccine dad in a way too. Kinda like chocolate milk rather than white milk because it kills the bad ass tadpoles. It’s the bad ass name for birth control also.
“Dad?” “Yes son?” “Are you an antisperm?” “Of course, that’s why you are a mistake:)”
A person who specialises in studying the the art of antihyperbrixtabationalisationism. (the theory of antihyperbrixtabationalisationismology, or bullshitting.
When i grow up i wanna be a antihyperbrixtabationalisationismologist
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.