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AntiTyper 

An AntiTyper is a person who types things and doesnt know what it means
I am a AntiTyper... Damn
AntiTyper by Urban killer 911 June 4, 2020

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

antitype 

A being created by the wave existence to act as a mother, lover, or helper to the contact.
"Elhaym is the fourth antitype."
antitype by Denise Yazak June 21, 2003

AntiSperm 

It’s like celibacy in an extreme level. Also it’s like an anti vaccine dad in a way too. Kinda like chocolate milk rather than white milk because it kills the bad ass tadpoles. It’s the bad ass name for birth control also.
“Dad?” “Yes son?” “Are you an antisperm?” “Of course, that’s why you are a mistake:)”

antihypebeast 

Someone the complete opposite of a hypebeast, this person also drives a blue Mustang and doesn’t buy Vans just because they say “Supreme” on them.
That guy is wearing bright orange NMDs, he must be an antihypebeast.
antihypebeast by thatlowcali June 28, 2019

antihyperbrixtabationalisationismologist 

A person who specialises in studying the the art of antihyperbrixtabationalisationism. (the theory of antihyperbrixtabationalisationismology, or bullshitting.
When i grow up i wanna be a antihyperbrixtabationalisationismologist
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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