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Antiporksexual 

A non pork eater who refuses to have sexual relations with pork eaters.
I think you're a great guy Greg, but this relationship won't work. I'm a antiporksexual and I saw you deepthroating a pepperoni pizza at my cats baptism.
Antiporksexual by Dargyskengman December 15, 2018

antipeskitarian 

I'm antipeskitarian

Antiperfect crush 

When a guy likes a girl and the girl likes him back but they dont talk to eachother at all. They both are usually too shy to approach one another, therefore they fantasize over nothing when it could really be something. They are always focussed on the little things, like if he looked at her she will go crazy and tell her friends and ect... If only they could approach eachother, it could end up as a perfect love. If you are in this situation and you are a guy, make the first move!!
Cameron "Oh Sarah is so beautiful.."
Blake "Dude why dont you talk to her?"
Cameron "Just forget it, you dont understand"

Sarah "Cameron was totally looking at me today!"
Carlie "Okay stfu we've heard enough!"
Sarah "Yeah your right..if he liked me he would approach me"
Carlie "Heres an idea...why dont you approach him?"
Sarah "do you not nderstand what im going through??"

Unfortunately its an antiperfect crush, never gonna happen.
Antiperfect crush by BEYOUTotheFUL October 25, 2011

antiperspirant 

Someone who licks armpits (preferably sweaty ones)
Person 1: Why is danny sick?
Person 2: He is an antiperspirant
antiperspirant by allthegliterr June 16, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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