A non porkeater who refuses to have sexual relations with pork eaters.
I think you're a great guy Greg, but this relationship won't work. I'm a antiporksexual and I saw you deepthroating a pepperoni pizza at my cats baptism.
When a guy likes a girl and the girl likes him back but they dont talk to eachother at all. They both are usually too shy to approach one another, therefore they fantasize over nothing when it could really be something. They are always focussed on the little things, like if he looked at her she will go crazy and tell her friends and ect... If only they could approach eachother, it could end up as a perfect love. If you are in this situation and you are a guy, make the first move!!
Cameron "Oh Sarah is so beautiful.."
Blake "Dude why dont you talk to her?"
Cameron "Just forget it, you dont understand"
Sarah "Cameron was totally looking at me today!"
Carlie "Okay stfu we've heard enough!"
Sarah "Yeah your right..if he liked me he would approach me"
Carlie "Heres an idea...why dont you approach him?"
Sarah "do you not nderstand what im going through??"
Unfortunately its an antiperfect crush, never gonna happen.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.