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Antiporksexual 

A non pork eater who refuses to have sexual relations with pork eaters.
I think you're a great guy Greg, but this relationship won't work. I'm a antiporksexual and I saw you deepthroating a pepperoni pizza at my cats baptism.
Antiporksexual by Dargyskengman December 15, 2018

antipeskitarian 

I'm antipeskitarian

Antiperfect crush 

When a guy likes a girl and the girl likes him back but they dont talk to eachother at all. They both are usually too shy to approach one another, therefore they fantasize over nothing when it could really be something. They are always focussed on the little things, like if he looked at her she will go crazy and tell her friends and ect... If only they could approach eachother, it could end up as a perfect love. If you are in this situation and you are a guy, make the first move!!
Cameron "Oh Sarah is so beautiful.."
Blake "Dude why dont you talk to her?"
Cameron "Just forget it, you dont understand"

Sarah "Cameron was totally looking at me today!"
Carlie "Okay stfu we've heard enough!"
Sarah "Yeah your right..if he liked me he would approach me"
Carlie "Heres an idea...why dont you approach him?"
Sarah "do you not nderstand what im going through??"

Unfortunately its an antiperfect crush, never gonna happen.
Antiperfect crush by BEYOUTotheFUL October 25, 2011

antiperspirant 

Someone who licks armpits (preferably sweaty ones)
Person 1: Why is danny sick?
Person 2: He is an antiperspirant

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026