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The god of all noobs in the universe.
Wow, that guy i just played in cs was like anoobis or something.
Anoobis by Sarmen Sinanian April 7, 2006
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The Egyptian god of all noobs.
Experienced gamer: "Man, I got paired up with the worst team ever in Smite last night". "They were so trash they should go build a shrine and worship Anoobis".
Anoobis by FlyingWeasel February 25, 2021
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Of or relating to being a noob, or an act that links one thereof. Also a random exclamation of little meaning in times of elation.
"Dude, that was so anoobish."
"Oh my god, Anoobish!!"
anoobish by Mr.iNDO May 9, 2005

Anoobilation 

The anihalation of a 'noob" or new person, by totally destroying them in game.
You see that, that was anoobilation!!
Anoobilation by pumba001 October 24, 2008

anoobinous 

stupid word, but it’s funny and stays in your head forever
put a cup into the sink anoobinously”
A noob with huge amount of swagger
Yo ANOOBI is lowkey insane
ANOOBI by ANOOBI May 18, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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