A computer user deeply involved in the internet culture who likes to be rude, patronizing and horny. This occurs when an individual no particularly important life-goal and has a very limited access to education, religion and other forms of entertainment.
1. *(abnoobination) enters Nerds (chat) room*
*(user1) says to (abnoobination)*: hello *(abnoobination) says*: I HATE NERDS!! go get a life
*(user1) says*: we already have lives
*(abnoobination) says*: stfu you moron 2. {based on actual event}
*(abnoobination)*: you, drop your armour and sword and log out
*(user1)*: why would i do that?
*(abnoobination)*: if you dont, i will hack your pc
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"