A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Anne, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
by muslimprincess January 29, 2009
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Änne is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she is the on person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Änne is beyond gorgeous, whit her soft lips, clam warm dark eyes, soft red hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She is so beyond the word beautiful, this definition does not even give her justice. Änne is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world could not be traded for an Änne, she is too valuable; the currency for Änne‘s are the Universe, and even those can not fully fulfill her true expense. Änne does not know how amazing she is, but she truly is the meaning of every possible definition and every unheard synonym of the word “perfection.”
Guy #1: Dude, my eyes just fell out of my head, wtf

Guy #2: Oh, MAN, you just looked Änne in the eyes, NEVER look her in the eyes, she is too gorgeous!
by lordhenry October 11, 2019
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A bright talented young lady. One who likes to constantly change her looks, be it with her hair color, fashion choices or make-up. Ambitious, loveable, kind, caring. Not into your every day things, Anne tends to love zombies, horror films and men with facial hair. Not one for the party scene, Anne loves the Straight Edge life style. Anne does have a temper, but it's one that you hardly ever see. Anne over all is a great person, who loves to help out whenever she can.
boy #1 "hey did you see Anne over there?"
boy #2 "WOW! That's Anne!? I didn't recognize her with her new hair color"
by XANNEXLouiseX July 25, 2010
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Any female with the ability to butcher others simply by looking at them. Evilly.
"Why is Joe hemorraging on the floor?"
"It was Anne. She disapproved of his actions and subsequently butchered him with her knife gaze."
by JiggsNibbly February 05, 2010
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300% zaddy material. Emotional with a good taste in music and a lowkey meme goddess. Don't talk shit or her alpha male instinct will kick in and she'll come to your house and play sad music till you're laying in bed crying. Charming: you'll never know if she's interested or just being a playful friend. Also very confusing- her humour will leave you completely unsure of her true intentions. overall full alpha bitchboy
omg was Anne just being serious when she asked Finn for a 4 some?
by finngzx March 24, 2019
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A sweet dumbass who really cares about others but is also pretty stupid. She is beautiful, thoughtful, and fun. Anne always has a good time and , not surprisingly, all the hottest guys want her. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Can always put a smile on your face no matter what and is an amazing friend.
*Anne walks by*
Girl one: shit I hope my boyfriend didn't see that super hot girl!
by Badcat275 November 05, 2017
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Anne is such a beautiful person inside and out. There are no words to describe a person such as her. She puts everyone before herself and would go out of her way for you just so you smile. She’s an amazingly talented person in more ways than one. She’s very encouraging and a calming person.
Anne’s such an amazing person!
by shfiwhsk November 26, 2018
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