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Angry Poo Poo! 

A rather large dump involving much scarring or bleeding of the butt hole
Aw man I just ate some Taco Bell and now my butt is giving me an "Angry Poo Poo!"

Angry Poodle 

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.
Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!
Angry Poodle by JMac_attack March 2, 2011

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap
Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!
angry poop by bad_santa March 7, 2015

Angry Poon 

1. A vagina suffering from an infection that causes throbbing, burning, soreness and/or discharge.
2. A female who is into S&M-type intercourse.
1. My poon is angry.

2. This chick gave me some angry poon last night.
Angry Poon by Cakelessa January 2, 2012

angry poops 

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood
ah damn it i had angry poops
angry poops by tukata August 3, 2020

Angry German Poop 

Some Guy Who poops on the ground.
OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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