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angry cow 

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)
I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!
angry cow by Too tall May 26, 2014

poking the angry cow 

tempting fate, taking a risk.
I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

Angry Cowgirl 

It's when a girl is riding a man Cowgirl Style and the man will wait till right before he blows and look at her and tell her that her best friend is better. The man must then try to hold her down to keep her on his dick. A full 8 seconds is considered a win
I gave her the Angry Cowgirl last night and she hasn't talked to me since.
Angry Cowgirl by OmicronPercei June 17, 2009

The angry cowboy 

When in dallas a girl licks a man's member until her rangles a lassow of semen onto her forehead.
Wow Jenny didn'nt mean to hit you with The angry cowboy so soon!!!!!!!
The angry cowboy by Cazmanman August 2, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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