Angry Wench

The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!

Angry Wench by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009

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The Angry Welch

When a male is in the heat of passion and punches the female right in the vagina.

That girl is scarred for life, John totally pulled The Angry Welch on her last night!

The Angry Welch by cbarew April 23, 2011

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Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.

That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.

Angry Welch (feminine) by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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