Angry Tarzan

a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.

Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.

I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.

Angry Tarzan by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006

angry tarantula 

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

angry tarantula by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015