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Angry Snake

An angry snake is when upon ejaculating, you furiously shake your dick to give it the appearance of a moving snake, throwing sperm all over your partner’s face in the process.
“Man, I gave Laura the angry snake last night! Bitch be looking like Caspar the ghost afterwards.”
Angry Snake by Yoda Da Pimp October 15, 2017
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angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.
I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.
angry snake by skaczII December 22, 2013

angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake
john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude
angry snake by forkman11 March 12, 2022
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