Angry Nurse

A follow up to the wildly successful 'Angry Birds' game series. In this installment the goal is to complain for 12 hours straight about your very well paying job that requires you to sit at a computer and chart 80% of the time. Bonus points, hidden levels and new characters are awarded for the amount of time you spend on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tinder (you'll want to use your cell phone for that bc the hospital proxy blocker doesn't allow you to post half naked selfies) instead of getting off your ass and changing a saline bag the aid who makes jack shit has had to silence the alarm on for the last 20 minutes. Default mode has the player set as a single mother hoping to be turned out by whatever decent looking doctor works the floor. In order to change the settings to an actually friendly, positive person, one has to turn off "bat shit crazy mode".

gamer 1: dude did you download that new 'angry nurse' app? its totally sick!
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life

Angry Nurse by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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