3 definitions by imsonotcoolitsridiculous
based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.
casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014
adjective: can be used in one of two general contexts:
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.
1) First Use
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping
2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping
2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 10, 2014
A follow up to the wildly successful 'Angry Birds' game series. In this installment the goal is to complain for 12 hours straight about your very well paying job that requires you to sit at a computer and chart 80% of the time. Bonus points, hidden levels and new characters are awarded for the amount of time you spend on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tinder (you'll want to use your cell phone for that bc the hospital proxy blocker doesn't allow you to post half naked selfies) instead of getting off your ass and changing a saline bag the aid who makes jack shit has had to silence the alarm on for the last 20 minutes. Default mode has the player set as a single mother hoping to be turned out by whatever decent looking doctor works the floor. In order to change the settings to an actually friendly, positive person, one has to turn off "bat shit crazy mode".
gamer 1: dude did you download that new 'angry nurse' app? its totally sick!
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014