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Angry Joe 

A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.
Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!
Angry Joe by PJCIV January 15, 2009

Angry Joe 

A state of alcohol induced anger that leads you to do something outrageous. It usually results in the damage of personal property, your own, or bodily injury to yourself or someone in your near vicinity.
"I can't believe you got in a fight with a Nun last night"
"Yeah, those pilsner tall boys made me pretty angry joe"
Angry Joe by Rageosaurus February 6, 2010

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.
I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.
angry joey by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026