Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.

I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.

Angry Caterpillar by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012

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angry caterpillar

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.

Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.

angry caterpillar by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008

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Angry caterpillar

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.

Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!

Angry caterpillar by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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