Angelo Nicolas.V

I don’t like you because you’re attractive,.... I mean you are but that’s not the reason I love you.. so listen.. when I first met you on the first day of school,before even talking to you I was like “oh no he’s cute. I think it was like 3 days later when the teacher paired us up and when you started talking my heart dropped and I instantly knew I wanted to be with you. We’ve been through happy moments, sad and especially awkard ones, and I love the happy memories but the difficult ones were the ones that made me love you even more. As of now we are particaly strangers and passing by you in the hallways without even saying hi, feels so wrong. I know I was the one to end what we had but we both know that it was for the best at the time, although I wish you hadn’t completely cut me off from your life, maybe you just don’t care anymore...and that’s fine I get it. A while ago u asked me if I “liked you or just thought you were cute” and at the time I gave you a stupid answer but now that I can actually see clearly, I can not only tell you but I can guarantee you that it’s not about the looks even tho you look pretty fucking great, but instead it’s about the way you talk, your smile, the way you walk,your personality and just the smallest details about you, bcz they might be insignificant to some other person but to me it’s what makes you stand out from the crowd// ily bebe

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Angelo Nicolas.V by XxxæxxX February 11, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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