Andrew Clarke
One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.
"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
Andrew Clarke by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021
