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And I poop 

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants
And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

And I Poop-

Not a phrase used by the vscos, its a phrase used by people ironically or people who dislike the vsco girls but still have the urge to say it. Used in situations randomly.
"Holy shit! I just dropped my phone!"

-"And I poop-"
And I Poop- by Ashley TIsadle November 10, 2019

And I poop - 

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit
You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -
And I poop - by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

And I poop 

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit
You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop
And I poop by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

And I poop 

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.
Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!
And I poop by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco 

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
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