And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.
Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!
by mamimunch69 September 05, 2023
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That’s textbook

Something that is so true, you can’t help but say something.
Friend: That girl is so hot
You: that’s textbook dude!!
by mamimunch69 September 05, 2023
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