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Anal fluids

Not whiping your anus after disposal of fecal matter for more than two weeks will lead to the developement of these fluids. When left alone and unattended for a large amount of time it starts to rust the anal opening leaving a scarlet colored rash around the buttock. Soon a cottage cheese like spead starts to grow and infect the entire area of the buttock. This type of bad hygene disorder can be prevented by practicing the habit of whiping yourself after every dump. If the disease has grown beyond control, then over the discharge pour a steamy bowl of urine. This will make the infection have a burning yet soothing sensation that will rid you of the discomfort.
Ewwwww, Shanjida has anal fluids all up in her ass.

Hey, can you take a piss on me, I got some anal fluids growing and I am afraid of getting that cheesy shit on my bum.
Anal fluids by Ha Ha Del monte June 11, 2004
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anal fluid 

The usually odourless fluid/mucus that leaks out of your ass after pro-longed anal stimulation. It isn't semen, but rather your own body's colon lubrication that has pooled up behind your anus expecting more rectal stimulation. Usually comes out in one large blob like a loogy. Beware of farting while this is inside of you.
Joan - "Boy, after Max reamed me for hours last night, I've done nothing but fart anal fluid."
Sally - "I know what you mean. For hours after a really long anal session with Joe I feel like I'm foaming at the ass!"
anal fluid by Wobbly Joe January 5, 2008

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026