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Anal Snake 

1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.

2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.

Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.

1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.

2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.

3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
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anal snake intruder 

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.

Anal shake 

the act of several men releasing their semen into a females anal cavity then pouring milk into the anal cavity and haveing another girl put her mouth around the asshole entrance and drinking the sweet mixture
baby i want an anal shake so BAD!
Anal shake by geofrymcdonalds May 16, 2010

Anal Shake 

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.
What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes
Anal Shake by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

Anal Gland Shake 

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.
Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

Analsnare 

To attract a sexual partner by sounding like you are dirty in bed. To then turn out to be a let down.
Oh shit, she analsnared you good and proper.
Analsnare by Muffdiversclub July 25, 2024
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