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Among Us Sussy Balls 

What happens to someone f they play among us too much?
Finn gots some small among us sussy balls
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fortnite among us sussy balls 

The scrotum or scrotal sac is an anatomical male reproductive structure located at the base of the penis that consists of a suspended dual-chambered sac of skin and smooth muscle. It is present in most terrestrial male mammals.
fortnite among us sussy balls

yea

Big black among us sussy hairy balls 

Hey bob I like the taste of your big black among us sussy hairy balls

Sussy among us balls 

Sussy among us balls is a phrase from among us slang used to say that something is extra sussy.
Yellow: damn bro red is sussy among us balls imposter deez nuts among us

Cyan: Yeah

sussy among us balls 

means "you are really sussy wussy uwu"
"bro ur being really sussy among us balls"

DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS 

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny
Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

Sussy among us balls syndrome 

When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.

Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.

Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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