Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 09, 2006

Amish Vibrator

sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around

Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.

by TrainingWheelsChuck May 13, 2015

Amish Vibrator

Shoving a carrot in your ass or vagina and letting a hamster or mouse eat it

Bro I did the Amish vibrator last night, it was great until the hamster got stuck

by Longboi69 January 27, 2021