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Amish Point

When someone does not keep up with popular trends in technology. It usually manifests as a deliberate refusal to embrace new programs or devices. Can also be used as a defiant statement when experiencing difficulty while learning a new technology.
“Why does John still use a flip phone?”
“He’s reached his Amish Point and hasn’t gotten a smart phone. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.” Smh

“I won’t let Windows 10 defeat me. I haven’t reached my Amish Point yet!”
by Summer_Better_Than_Others September 3, 2017
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Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)
Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
by AFellar November 8, 2024
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