Amish

A group of religious people that believe touching any piece of modern technology will result in them going to hell. They live in cabins with and raise crops and animals because they believe that feeding and washing animals on a daily basis is easier than going to a local supermarket to buy food needed for the next two weeks.

Amish Mom: Don't wash your hands after you take a shit because that is unsanitary and you will go to hell.
4-year-old in suspenders: Yes Mother, I also just got back from washing the pigs after they rolled around in the mud.

by Logic Defined November 10, 2019

Amish

White people who suck with anything technological.

Kevin and Rob are so Amish. Rob thinks he's black though.

by 1337 Man (Now With Cape!) April 30, 2004

Amish

Can be heard being shouted in the gym when pushing out that last rep. Similar to Rocky Balboa shouting "Adriaaannn!"

Has expanded in it's use to describing something that is pretty powerful or strong.

"Come on man - one last rep."
"Amissshhhh!" (Rep successfully pushed out)

OR

"Wow man, look at that guy go"
"Yeah that is some serious Amish right there"

by Hutsy February 17, 2012

Amish

A sexy Mf that all girls want! If your a girl reading this rn hit him up!

Hey, Amish ily!

by HitHimUp April 20, 2020

Amish

A guy who clearly has no taste in phones or girls, he likes to suck big dicks, but he doesn't always get to suck off big dicks.

So are you Amish or are you in the game, you sick twisted lun sucker

by OrigWords March 25, 2019

Amish

Means lame or stupid. A substitute for modern usage of "gay".

Rico: Hey dude how was class today? I skipped
Mathew: oh dude good thing you skipped. class was fucking amish today

by Jimbo Gobstopper April 17, 2008

Amish

Noun (n): A insignificant person of little importance; a rage-quitter of life and video games; one who has the voice of an old, sorry man, yet is actually considerably younger than originally thought

Person_1: Hey, kid, you suck at videogames!

(Amish): Fuck you, I hate you KTHXBAI!

leaves

Person_1: Wow, what an Amish.

by Stolik December 8, 2009