She is amazing and cute. She will do anything for you and is always there for you. Real wife material. She has a gorgeous smile, brown hair, cutest eyes. In Mongolia, we call her "hooe huurhnuu, tsrailgaa, sahiusan tengeree". Sometimes she gets into an anger machine, but it doesn'tmean she is not being cute. She is still cute.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!