Ambulinator

One in which deals out most righteous ass kickings using her fist of ninja turtle fury and ass punches of doom. Best to be on her good side because consumption of beer and cheesy horror/comedies fill empty nights when she abounds. Cowabunga, dude.

Man, that was one ambulinator of a night.

Ambulinator by Chaos XIII March 2, 2009

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ambulatory scenery

An oblique reference to one or more attractive individuals. A socially acceptable way of publicly referring to hotties.

Around the office water cooler: "The ambulatory scenery at the club was amazing, last night."

ambulatory scenery by scotte61 December 20, 2007

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ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.

John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!

ambulatory zoom by looart September 24, 2018

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non ambulatory

not able to walk with or without assistance.

Death was imminent in house fire due to homeowner being non ambulatory, not being able to escape flames.

non ambulatory by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

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Non ambulatory

Unable to strip off.

Up through the end of two years old, I was non ambulatory to strip off my double dark blue line underwear.

Non ambulatory by Fendzs November 19, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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