Amazon Slop

AI generated books and products that imitate real authors or plagiarize with completely fake author personas and information. AMAZON will do nothing except reimburse you. Small authors are getting hurt. Amazon is the new Craigslist. Amazon is allowing illegal writing and partial ai plagiarism. Now, buyers beware, you must cross reference every book you buy. Reviews can be completely fabricated or ignorant.

I just bought the new cookbook, Sourdough Mastery, by Serena Simonds and it is just AMAZON SLOP

Amazon Slop by teratriceratops December 26, 2025

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Amazon Slop

AI-generated books or media products that rip off, imitate, or plagiarize media by real authors. These books can be an outright ripoff of a real authors books or slop generated under a completely fictional author name. These books are a new genre of scam in which many purchasers never realize the book is slop due to it containing some real information, never initiating a return, or never reading it in the first place. Amazon products that hurt real authors. These books contain AI generated photos and writing. The ISBN numbers are fabricated and the books are printed on demand or sold on kindle so that the posters don’t have to manufacture their books in advance in order to release it.

I bought a newly released cookbook on Amazon Prime “Sourdough Mastery” by Serina Simonds, but it turned out to be complete Amazon Slop.

Amazon Slop by teratriceratops December 26, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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