A place in South Manchester, where all the posh tw*ts live. Everybody there is wadded and use their family who live in Wythenshawe as threat. Its full of girls who think their edgy just because they where baggy jeans but they just live off daddys money. Everyone living there likes to flex that they live in the county of cheshire.
I want to go to Altrincham but I don’t have £50 to spare.
by posho235 February 13, 2021
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A market town in North East Cheshire (UK) since the middle ages, now the southern-most tip of the Greater Manchester conurbation. Home to two of the finest Grammar Schools around, one for boys, one for girls.

Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
Altrincham Has two ice-hockey teams.
by torrrential September 21, 2012
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These lads are the top of the generation they are in, they dominate the poonarni scene and steal all the girls off the opposition, this does also include milfs
Milf : oh here the altrincham kersal come
Milf 2 : oh they can definitely pump more kids in me
by Fbeast69 November 10, 2019
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A leafy suburb of South Manchester associated with the housewives of Cheshire, two exclusive Grammar schools, multiculturalism, ice hockey and over-priced coffee.
Joe: I heard Tom just bought a house in Altrincham!

Dan: Wow! He must be rich.
by TheHappyLady January 7, 2021
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