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Altrincham 

A place in South Manchester, where all the posh tw*ts live. Everybody there is wadded and use their family who live in Wythenshawe as threat. Its full of girls who think their edgy just because they where baggy jeans but they just live off daddys money. Everyone living there likes to flex that they live in the county of cheshire.
I want to go to Altrincham but I dont have £50 to spare.
Altrincham by posho235 February 12, 2021
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Altrincham 

A market town in North East Cheshire (UK) since the middle ages, now the southern-most tip of the Greater Manchester conurbation. Home to two of the finest Grammar Schools around, one for boys, one for girls.

Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
Altrincham Has two ice-hockey teams.
Altrincham by torrrential September 21, 2012
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Altrincham 

A leafy suburb of South Manchester associated with the housewives of Cheshire, two exclusive Grammar schools, multiculturalism, ice hockey and over-priced coffee.
Joe: I heard Tom just bought a house in Altrincham!

Dan: Wow! He must be rich.
Altrincham by TheHappyLady January 6, 2021

Altrincham kersal

These lads are the top of the generation they are in, they dominate the poonarni scene and steal all the girls off the opposition, this does also include milfs
Milf : oh here the altrincham kersal come
Milf 2 : oh they can definitely pump more kids in me
Altrincham kersal by Fbeast69 November 10, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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