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Altrincham 

A place in South Manchester, where all the posh tw*ts live. Everybody there is wadded and use their family who live in Wythenshawe as threat. Its full of girls who think their edgy just because they where baggy jeans but they just live off daddys money. Everyone living there likes to flex that they live in the county of cheshire.
I want to go to Altrincham but I dont have £50 to spare.
Altrincham by posho235 February 12, 2021
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Altrincham 

A market town in North East Cheshire (UK) since the middle ages, now the southern-most tip of the Greater Manchester conurbation. Home to two of the finest Grammar Schools around, one for boys, one for girls.

Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
Altrincham Has two ice-hockey teams.
Altrincham by torrrential September 21, 2012
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Altrincham 

A leafy suburb of South Manchester associated with the housewives of Cheshire, two exclusive Grammar schools, multiculturalism, ice hockey and over-priced coffee.
Joe: I heard Tom just bought a house in Altrincham!

Dan: Wow! He must be rich.
Altrincham by TheHappyLady January 6, 2021

Altrincham kersal

These lads are the top of the generation they are in, they dominate the poonarni scene and steal all the girls off the opposition, this does also include milfs
Milf : oh here the altrincham kersal come
Milf 2 : oh they can definitely pump more kids in me
Altrincham kersal by Fbeast69 November 10, 2019

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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