alto clef
alto clef by Viola4life February 7, 2018
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Alto clef
Alto clef by AsiaWillRule February 12, 2020
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Alto Clef
He’s from the SCP foundation and I love him sososo much!! He’s super badass and he deserves the fucking world, unlike his ex or whatever.. fucking bitch…. :/ like seriously he deserves more than that ho.. I wanna give him a giant painting of squidward (I dunno 😭) and hug him and then play ukulele with him. :3
Alto Clef by SillyCaterpillar January 2, 2025
Dr. Alto clef
A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Alto clef by a random funny person August 12, 2021
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