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A rude, disrespectful girl, will usually go tell you to kill yourself without even feeling a sense of remorse. Very jealous girl, hates boring, can be cold hearted and petty, loves memes, very smart and Intelligent, usually a smartass, people want to be friends with her but she's very picky with the people she hangs out with, usually always depressed, listen to different genres of music and loves food, people usually leave her so she pushes them away instead, can be annoying, her mood changes a lot, loves only one person and likes to stick with that person, hates people who don't have good grammar or spelling, has a dark sense of humor, loves dramatic t.v shows and movies, usually laughs like this "LAFSOABDBFHSOAPA", the most rude but amazing person you'll ever meet
Damn , why'd altamia just tell me to go kill myself ?
Altamia is depressed again
Look at the cool meme altamia just posted!
Wow, altamia and __ are still together ?!
altamia by Testral14522 January 24, 2018
Words you can keep
A bitch that told me to shoot myself and record it
Altamia is a rude bitch
Altamia by Testral14522 January 24, 2018
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She got a fat ass with a smart ass mouth and she rude and hot at the same time, nice tits
Look at altamias tits
Altamia by Testral14522 May 19, 2018

Madison Alamia 

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.
Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...
Madison Alamia by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011
Wow! A wild Altaria
Altaria by Gamer Time September 30, 2019

altamash 

Who is the Altamash of that film?
Altamash, the hero of every gig
Altamash, I love you! You ma hero!!!
altamash by kukkar22 April 5, 2014

Altamirano 

People who come from Spanish heritage. It's earliest descendants are believed to have live in the Cave of Altamira in Spain.
Those Altamirano's are from Spain's cave in Altamira.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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