Alphabet Cuck
Someone who is straight (or assumed to be in the closet) who is abnormally supportive of the LGBTQ+ community.
Examples could be making numerous pro-LGBTQ+ posts online, attending pride rallies often, attends LGBTQ+ shows, bars, events, etc.
They can be seen flying rainbow flags, immediately rushing to their defense whenever someone says something negative about them, or conducting other actions that would make it hard to tell if they’re straight or a member of the LGBTQ+ in private.
They’re a cuck, in the way they sit on the sidelines cheering on the LGBTQ+ community sexual preferences but don’t partake in any actions themselves. They just sit in their chair, observe, loving it up, and will get emotional if you insult the group of people they enjoy spectating.
Examples could be making numerous pro-LGBTQ+ posts online, attending pride rallies often, attends LGBTQ+ shows, bars, events, etc.
They can be seen flying rainbow flags, immediately rushing to their defense whenever someone says something negative about them, or conducting other actions that would make it hard to tell if they’re straight or a member of the LGBTQ+ in private.
They’re a cuck, in the way they sit on the sidelines cheering on the LGBTQ+ community sexual preferences but don’t partake in any actions themselves. They just sit in their chair, observe, loving it up, and will get emotional if you insult the group of people they enjoy spectating.
Jeremey is married to a woman but flies an LGBTQ flag outside his house. He is either an Alphabet Cuck or in the closet.
Chris is frequent guest of the local drag shows and gay bars but is married to a woman. He gets mad whenever we call him an Alphabet Cuck, but will still defend being a frequent guest of those events.
Whenever someone makes a gay joke, Lindsay automatically rushes to their defense claiming who ever made the joke is in the closet themselves. But oddly, that is their go-to for every single joke they hear or see being made. We called her an Alphabet Cuck, but she claimed we are homophobic.
Chris is frequent guest of the local drag shows and gay bars but is married to a woman. He gets mad whenever we call him an Alphabet Cuck, but will still defend being a frequent guest of those events.
Whenever someone makes a gay joke, Lindsay automatically rushes to their defense claiming who ever made the joke is in the closet themselves. But oddly, that is their go-to for every single joke they hear or see being made. We called her an Alphabet Cuck, but she claimed we are homophobic.
Alphabet Cuck by Smallestdaddylongleg June 6, 2026
