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Alpha Gal

She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.
Dude, I would love some steak, but, Alpha Gal.
by anonymous October 22, 2025
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Alpha Gal

She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.
Dude, I would love some steak, but, Alpha Gal.
by anonymous October 22, 2025
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alphagalphobia

the crippling fear of ticks biting you and transmitting Alpha-Gal molecules into your bloodstream which then triggers an allergic reaction when you eat red meat.
Claire: “Via!, the steak I had gave me a rash all over my neck! I think it’s that tick bite I got!!”

Via : “Freak! I have alphagalphobia get the hell away from me!”
by Heavy bob legend April 17, 2025
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