Alpha Gal

She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.

Dude, I would love some steak, but, Alpha Gal.

Alpha Gal by anonymous October 22, 2025

Alpha Gal

She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.

Dude, I would love some steak, but, Alpha Gal.

Alpha Gal by anonymous October 22, 2025

alphagalphobia 

the crippling fear of ticks biting you and transmitting Alpha-Gal molecules into your bloodstream which then triggers an allergic reaction when you eat red meat.

Claire: “Via!, the steak I had gave me a rash all over my neck! I think it’s that tick bite I got!!”

Via : “Freak! I have alphagalphobia get the hell away from me!”

alphagalphobia by Heavy bob legend April 17, 2025