alofaf

ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.

Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!

by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017

alofagia

Alofagia is a Samoan word witch means “loved”

I love being alofagia, it can also be a name too!

by Alofagia May 31, 2019

alfafa

A specie deriving from the alpaca family

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT SEXY ALFAFA!

by Tiffstola July 9, 2010

alotafloppypuss

Where you are playing volleyball and your vagina falls out of your spandex.

Grace is one big alotafloppypuss.

by sloven October 8, 2009

Alotafondleitis

The medical term defining a chronic masturbator.

"Carpel tunnel syndrome in teenage males is often caused by Alotafondleitis."

"I have trouble keeping jobs because of my Alotafondleitis."

by Brad Edgerton January 8, 2009

aloaf

too lazy or complacent to bother responding or reaching out

When I call my cat and he merely raises his brow and continues to lay there on the floor, he's being aloaf.

by DAKster June 9, 2015

alohaflage

Alohaflage is a very colorful type of camouflage pattern inspired by the Hawaiian lifestyle. Alohaflage has been famously painted on many objects of art by a well known artisan in the town of Hawi on the the Big Island of Hawaii. People from all over the world have acquired Alohaflage artworks from this artist. The colorful pattern is said to "project positivity & love light" which means it has a different intention than regular camo. The notion of positivity and love light are familiar concepts in ancient Hawaiian folklore.

Alohaflage would not be something you would wear to go hunting.

by blakestar February 26, 2017