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ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.
Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!
alofaf by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017
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alofagia 

Alofagia is a Samoan word witch means “loved”
I love being alofagia, it can also be a name too!
alofagia by Alofagia May 31, 2019
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A specie deriving from the alpaca family
alfafa by Tiffstola July 9, 2010

alotafloppypuss 

Where you are playing volleyball and your vagina falls out of your spandex.
Grace is one big alotafloppypuss.
alotafloppypuss by sloven October 8, 2009

Alotafondleitis 

The medical term defining a chronic masturbator.
"Carpel tunnel syndrome in teenage males is often caused by Alotafondleitis."

"I have trouble keeping jobs because of my Alotafondleitis."
Alotafondleitis by Brad Edgerton January 8, 2009
too lazy or complacent to bother responding or reaching out
When I call my cat and he merely raises his brow and continues to lay there on the floor, he's being aloaf.
aloaf by DAKster June 9, 2015

alohaflage 

Alohaflage is a very colorful type of camouflage pattern inspired by the Hawaiian lifestyle. Alohaflage has been famously painted on many objects of art by a well known artisan in the town of Hawi on the the Big Island of Hawaii. People from all over the world have acquired Alohaflage artworks from this artist. The colorful pattern is said to "project positivity & love light" which means it has a different intention than regular camo. The notion of positivity and love light are familiar concepts in ancient Hawaiian folklore.
Alohaflage would not be something you would wear to go hunting.
alohaflage by blakestar February 26, 2017
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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