Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times

Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"

Alonso Horros Duran by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019

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Alonso Horros Duran

Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

Alonso Horros Duran by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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