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A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?

Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.

Sally: That's digusting.

Timmy: Agreed.
by Dandhi March 27, 2010
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The most delicious and addicting drink of all time.
Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
by mylenaurelie March 13, 2018
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A healing plant that if you don't wash it off on time, will make your skin annoyingly itchy. Makes your skin look new again. Just wash it off well and run your face under the kitchen faucet.
Aloe Vera is good, just has things I totally hate about it.
by ChristianQueen April 14, 2018
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