Alma O 

to commit a cold-Hearted treasonous act upon which you not only screw over your friends and family...but the people that you work for and the old people that live in the retirement home for which you work.

Wow dude! you really pulled an Alma O. back there by stealing all that money from the retirement home.

Alma O by The man who knows and sees all October 6, 2012

The biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd 

An individual whom has displayed a singular or multiple incidents of ‘poesery’ within the confines of 10 Alma Rd.

Ben Neuburger didn’t make us dinner, he’s the biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd.

The biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd by Corain February 20, 2020

almao 

Actually Laughing my ass off

person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO

almao by MUCYOUT April 1, 2009

ALMAO 

Almost laughing my ass off. The more subtle counterpart of laughing my ass off (lmao). Whereas lmao is so funny that your ass is literally falling off, this is more of a slight chuckle, so your ass is hanging by a thread... you have almost laughed it off.

When Bradi hears a dad joke she says "almao". They're funny to her, but not the best jokes ever. Still, her ass was almost laughed off.

ALMAO by Jackie Snackler December 30, 2020

ALMAO 

Allways Laughing My Ass Off
Someone says something really stupid, and it gets a reply of ALMAO.

Michael makes a really funny joke on MSN
K-Dawg replies ALMAO

ALMAO by Kieron March 14, 2005