Allum

The sexiest mf on the planet

He’s a allum

by Cheeeaeye May 15, 2021

allum

the right way to say "all of them"

ah-luh-m

"Which one you wantin?"
"The fuck, I want allum"

by powerfulginger April 18, 2019

allum

An annoying itchy patch on your testicle

i.e. I am just scratching a particularly nasty Allum

i.e. I am just scratching a particularly nasty Allum

by Jonwolf October 16, 2014

Jeff Allum

The fattest of all cunts known to man, well renowned peodphile who coaches rugby like the bald weirdo he is

Jeff Allum fists kids
Jeff Allum has a Prince Albert

by Diaran January 20, 2022

Allumative

A word to describe a two-faced, backstabbing, bitch
-bonus - sounds like a compliment, no one need know the real meaning

"You're such an allumative person"
"How allumative of you"

by TylisWhilisMcHilis August 18, 2024