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Allen Lee 

A retarded asshole that enjoys licking the sperm off of his brother's mangina. He likes to pet his girlfriends' vaginas and finger her in the middle of the hallways. He smiles like he is constipated and has a terd stuck in his asshole waiting for his mommy to come pull it out. He fucks red-haired firecrotches. A nasty douchebag with autism.
Person Number 1: "Who was that boy that was pooping in the hallway and making an obnoxious, constipated sound?
Person Number 2: "Oh that was an Allen Lee.
Allen Lee by sexy bitchhhhassss(; October 21, 2010

Allen Leech 

Niall Horan's father.

Ok he's an actor, a really good actor.
Fred: have you seen that new movie with Allen Leech?
Mike: who's that?
Fred: bloody Paul from BoRhap.
Mike: the fruit fly?
Fred: yeah, that snake
Mike: that blood sucking leech...
Fred: I love that guy
Mike: me too he's good
Allen Leech by Aiko_Aoyama October 16, 2020

Marcus Allan Lees 

The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.
I really love my Marcus Allan Lees he's the perfect man, I wouldn't even care if he cheated on me.
Marcus Allan Lees by Marcez January 19, 2012