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Allen Lee 

A retarded asshole that enjoys licking the sperm off of his brother's mangina. He likes to pet his girlfriends' vaginas and finger her in the middle of the hallways. He smiles like he is constipated and has a terd stuck in his asshole waiting for his mommy to come pull it out. He fucks red-haired firecrotches. A nasty douchebag with autism.
Person Number 1: "Who was that boy that was pooping in the hallway and making an obnoxious, constipated sound?
Person Number 2: "Oh that was an Allen Lee.
Allen Lee by sexy bitchhhhassss(; October 21, 2010

Allen Leech 

Niall Horan's father.

Ok he's an actor, a really good actor.
Fred: have you seen that new movie with Allen Leech?
Mike: who's that?
Fred: bloody Paul from BoRhap.
Mike: the fruit fly?
Fred: yeah, that snake
Mike: that blood sucking leech...
Fred: I love that guy
Mike: me too he's good
Allen Leech by Aiko_Aoyama October 16, 2020

Marcus Allan Lees 

The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.
I really love my Marcus Allan Lees he's the perfect man, I wouldn't even care if he cheated on me.
Marcus Allan Lees by Marcez January 19, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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