Allah Monkey Share definition Flag Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth. George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude? Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did! Allah Monkey by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Allah Monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch