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Not alive me please 

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags
You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

you'll never take me alive 

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.
person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive 

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

High five, show me you’re alive 

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

hottest men alive 

lee heeseung is one of the hottest men alive.

alice merton 

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots