Alhan 

He is a god among men, hailing from the enigmatic land of India, where Bobs and Veganas are a primary form of currency. Alhan is extremely skilled at shooting down his foes with a barrage of noise that come from his god blessed vocal chords. Some say he deepthroated all 12 olympians to get such holy vocal chords. #neckgamestrong. Don’t be normal man, Be Alhan. -R

My bitch gave me some Alhan Throat last night

Alhan by YungKodakCrack April 13, 2020

Alhan 

A girl who's so good to be true, who's perfect, most beautiful, sweetest, most lovable, cutest, most nice and extremely hot. She makes her boyfriend always feel good no matter what. She cares about her love so much. Once she falls in love, she won't let it go no matter what happens. The more her boyfriend loves her and spends time with her the more he falls in love with her and asks himself "how much more lovable she can be?". She deserves more love than anyone. She sometimes makes her boyfriend cry so bad by how much she can love. Her name means 'melodies' and she can really make life feel like 'melodies of love' to the boy she loves. Her voice can make her boyfriend feel relaxed no matter how much stressed he is.

I love you Alhan, my darling!!
Alhan, you are everything to me baby.
I love everything about you Alhan.
Alhan, you are so precious to me sweetie.
Alhan, I am always with you baby. I care about you so much love.

Alhan by Melodieslover January 29, 2021

Alhan 

She is a beautiful and very strong person. She has gone through a lot. And you should be proud of such person.

Alhan , you did well. I am proud of you.

Alhan by tini1234 November 25, 2021

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008